I shouldn’t begin a column with an apology, or possibly a warning. But hey! I am not writing about
golf, or even women’s golf. No. I am writing a column about women’s minor league golf. If you want
to turn back now, I will not be offended. But, if you venture forth, beware. You do so at your own risk. I have tried to make this as interesting, entertaining, insightful, not to mention long-winded, as possible. I hope I have succeeded, but, let’s be honest. This is Symetra Tour golf – in Maineville, Ohio.
Several months ago, I found out that a Symetra Tour event was to be held in the greater Cincinnati
area. To be more precise, literally five minutes from my house. The Symetra Tour, for the uninitiated, isthe minor league for the LPGA. The estrogen version of the web.com Tour.
I have photographed practice rounds at the PGA Memorial and the LPGA Marathon three different
times each. I can get decent photographs of someone hitting a golf ball. Been there. Done that. But Ialways wanted more. I wanted a golfer’s reaction. Elation, or a fist pump after sinking a long birdie
putt, or holing out a bunker shot. I wanted the crowd’s reaction upon witnessing such a shot. Or even photographing the ceremonial trophy and check presentation. But none of that happens during practice rounds. The golfers go quietly about their business, assessing the course and jotting down notes.
I do recall a time when it did happen. There was a young golfer named Sue Kim who had actually
asked if I could follow her for several holes and then send her the photos I was taking. I obliged. She proceeded to hole out her 2nd shot for an eagle. She squealed with delight and jumped up and down. And I missed it. I got the swing – but not her reaction. Lesson learned. Keep looking through the lens.
So when I saw this event being held so close to my home, I contacted the Symetra Tour director, Dean Schneider, and asked if I could photograph it. He accepted my request. I will note here that I “volunteered†to photograph the tournament free of charge. My equipment, although above entry-level status, does not approach the glass that full-time professionals use. They will have lenses that cost in the $10,000 neighborhood. Not to mention the camera bodies that sell for five grand. That was why I volunteered. I could not justify being paid to do a job that I know others can do much better. Besides, every golf or tennis tournament depends on numerous volunteers – hundreds if the size of the event warrants it. And most of them even have to pay to volunteer. And then they get stuck out in a field for hours telling people where to park. I was not paid, but I was doing something that I enjoy. And the photos I took will be a lasting testimony to that event.
The Prasco Charity Championship is a 3-day tournament. I photographed about a dozen girls during
the Tuesday practice rounds, including EMC’s new interest, Jillian Hollis. She actually played very well.
She faltered a bit on Sunday, but still had a Top 10 finish. The gala dinner party was held on Wednesday evening. This is a social event where the local golfers, who forked over $1,000 each to play in the Pro-Am, could meet, have dinner, and socialize with the pros with whom they would be playing the next day. At first I thought about not going. Dean had told me it was optional for me. I am not comfortable with indoor flash photography, and I felt I would be out of my element. But then I thought, “What the heck? Maybe I will learn something.†And one of the club pros from River’s Bend G.C., Victoria Elizabeth, who has played on both the Symetra Tour and the LPGA, told me that the girls enjoy having their photos taken. Imagine that! So I went. And I am glad I did. I got to put some faces to some names, which was beneficial when photographing the tournament. And I also met two other photographers, Ken and Jared. Both were very friendly. We ate lunch together most days, and our friendship will most likely continue after the event was over.
There are two photos from the dinner party that stand out above the rest. One was of golfer Demi
Runas. The other is a shot of Anthony Muñoz. For our overseas friends, Anthony Muñoz played for the Cincinnati Bengals football team, is enshrined in the NFL Hall of Fame, and is widely considered to be the best offensive lineman to ever put on an NFL uniform. On top of that, he may very well be one of the nicest guys to ever put on an NFL uniform.
The Pro-Am was held the following day – Thursday. I managed to survive the experience after risking my neck taking photos of these guys (and gals). I would usually position myself about 20 yards in front of the golfers, but somewhat off to the side of the tee-box. I would either kneel or lay on my belly. My biggest question was which position was safer. I had more mobility kneeling, but the target (me) was larger. Laying on my stomach made the target smaller, but gave me less mobility. But then I figured, if I am only 20 yards away, I am getting drilled no matter which position I am in. If the pickle squirts, I’m getting wet. Fortunately, I came away unscathed.
The amateurs paid $1,000 a piece to play a round (not “aroundâ€) with two different pros. They played the front nine with one pro and the back nine with another. If these people are paying $1,000 to play a round of golf with Symetra Tour players, I can only imagine what the going price is to play with guys from the PGA Tour, like Tiger, Phil, Rory, Jordan and others.
The Prasco Charity tournament began in earnest on Friday. If I have this correct, each player puts up $500 to play in the event. The winner earns $15,000. The total purse is $100,000. If you miss the cut? No paycheck. Many girls earned a paycheck but still lost money. But there are benefits. Obviously, there is the experience one gets from playing on a tour, even if it is the minor leagues. Then there is the social aspect. The camaraderie. You are not sitting in the same office 9 hours a day like someone I know (when I look in the mirror). They get wined and dined every week that there is a tournament. There is the free equipment from sponsors. Many girls were lodged in very nice homes owned by members of River’s Bend G.C. where the event was held. And some attended the local Kings Island Amusement Park. Still, there has to be a lot of pressure on these athletes to perform. My guess is eventually, most of them give up the dream.
The weather was merciless. All three days were in the low 90’s with high humidity. And, of course, no clouds. I bring that up because that is pretty much the worst recipe for sports photography. Direct, overhead sunlight. All highlights and shadows. Throw in a visor, and the eyes are perpetually in darkness. One of the rules of sports photography – one of my rules anyway – is that you must be able to capture the eyes. If you cannot see the eyes, or at least partially see them, the photo is usually placed in the trash bin. Okay, so the weather wasn’t cooperating. But one must make lemonade, right?
The play was rather slow. I was thinking that if this is intended to promote women’s golf, I am not sure if they were succeeding. On the 17th tee, I was sitting in my cart. Yes! I got a cart. With a big
“MEDIA†sticker on it,in addition to the “MEDIA†badge that I got to wear around my neck. I was waiting for the next threesome to arrive at the tee. And I waited. And waited. And waited some more. I started to question why I even volunteered to do this. Temps were in the 90’s, with high humidity. No breeze to speak of. I was sweating so profusely I must have looked like Ted Stryker in “Airplane†as he tried to land the plane. I was bored out of my skull. Maybe like you are right now as you read this. The only thing worse than watching paint dry, is reading an article about watching paint dry. The group finally arrived a full 20, if not 30, minutes behind the previous group. I found out later that they needed a ruling on a previous hole, and had to wait for an official to arrive. I tried to convince myself that the worst day on a golf course is still better than the best day in the office. I don’t know if I succeeded.